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Nonna vs Food Crimes

Nonna has had enough of culinary abominations. Defend the kitchen against relentless hordes of food crimes!

Action Roguelite Survivors-like Godot 4 Engine 3D-Rendered Cartoon Sprites 5 Languages
🍝 Defend the Kitchen on Itch.io

The Kitchen Under Siege

Rebel ingredients have overrun Nonna's sacred kitchen: hopping dough balls that slam the floor, molten mozzarella puddles, aggressive ham cubes hurling toothpick darts, and sneaky pineapples launching wedges.

Leading the uprising is the darkest culinary crime in human history: The Giant Hawaiian Pizza. Guide Nonna as she bobs and weaves through the kitchen counters while her auto-attacking arsenal dishes out swift justice!

Nonna fighting hordes of food crimes

Tradition's Heavy Arsenal

Survive waves of ingredients to level up and choose game-changing upgrades on the fly. Master Nonna's iconic culinary weapons:

🩴 La Pantofola (Flying Slipper)

Hurls across the room and boomerangs straight back, piercing multiple enemies on each throw.

🥖 The Rolling Pin

Spins relentlessly around Nonna in an impenetrable orbit, crushing incoming melee attackers.

🧆 Explosive Meatballs

Fires fiery Italian meatballs directly ahead that detonate on impact with satisfying area damage.

💥 Nonna Siciliana & Arancini

Defeat the Hawaiian Pizza boss to unlock the legendary Sicilian Nonna and her devastating explosive arancini!

La Dispensa - The Pantry Upgrade Shop

Roguelite Recipes & The Pantry

Each recipe is a complete run: Nonna preserves her levels, weapons, and upgrade synergies from one dish to the next. Duck behind sturdy kitchen islands and prep counters to block straight-line projectiles!

Collect coins from fallen food crimes to visit La Dispensa (The Pantry) between runs, unlocking permanent stat upgrades, extra health, faster cooking speed, and secret family techniques.

WASD / Arrow Keys Move Nonna around kitchen tables to dodge projectiles
Mouse Menus & Upgrade Cards: select your recipe perks
Touch Joystick Full Mobile Support: smooth virtual joystick in portrait or landscape
Nonna vs Food Crimes in-game action

Pineapple on Pizza Must Be Stopped.

Grab your rolling pin and help Nonna restore honor to Italian cuisine. Play directly in your browser with zero installs!

🍕 Play Nonna vs Food Crimes on Itch.io